Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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