that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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