I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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