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(214): View more from Texas

dude. I'm so drunk.

(972): View more from Texas

pete, this is bryce's mom

(214): View more from Texas

I can't wait to have my cock in your ass

(972): View more from Texas

pete, this is still bryce's mom

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.

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(206): View more from Washington

My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed

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(815): View more from Illinois

just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.

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(253): View more from Washington

If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.

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(512): View more from Texas

Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come

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(817): View more from Texas

Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.

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