She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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