Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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