And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
These tits shall not be calmed
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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