dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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