Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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