doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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