Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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