everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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