Nicole vs. Life
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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