If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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