It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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