Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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