she was so not down for the gang bang
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It's official drugs can't kill me
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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