I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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