Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
