What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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