her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think a kid would responsible me up
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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