it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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