ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
do herpes really smell.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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