I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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