I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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