That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
