i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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