you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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