remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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