im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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