On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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