my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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