oh god the rape fog is back!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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