Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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