Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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