Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
