dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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