So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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