I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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