you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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