Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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