I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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