mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just high enough for therapy.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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