you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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