Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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