Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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