CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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