i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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