So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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