? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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