Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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