Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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