I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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